Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Adventures in Homelesness

Simon Says: Well one day Monster decides to go to Arizona to visit hi.s girlfriend that just got out of prison two years ago. About a month prior to monsters trip to AZ monsters sister Michele (that's how she spells it) moves in because her boyfriend ended up in jail and she has no where to go. When Monster left she assumed charge of the house. Michele is worse than her brother. Lying, cheating bitch. Her and I get along well enough but one day she decides I have to go. I tell her to go to hell but she is aware that I have a warrent out for my arrest because I never showed up for court on a DUI charge. Next thing I know she calls the cops on me and I end up being thrown into the Anoka county jail. I spend a couple days in Anoka county jail bit my warrent is out of Dakota County so I'm transfered to Dakota county and brought before a judge. The judge set a court date and releases me. I didn't plan on getting released, I thought I would be sitting in jail for awhile but now I'm out on the streat with no where to go and in a small town valles Hastings, MN where there aren't any buses or cabs. I've got about $300 so I end up getting a cheap hotel room and a few bottles of vodka. I get really drunk and this chick I new and was talking with on the phone called the cops on me and told them I was suicidal. There's a knock on my door and the cops haul me to Regions hospital where I end up in the psych ward again. Say tuned, theres a lot more to this story and I've got nothing better to do but write. I'm getting a new computer soon and I'll be fixing up this blog. A lot has happened this past year and I'll be posting all of itching.All that I can remember that is. Everything I post is the bizarre truth.

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